In a shocking development that has rocked the community, notorious master of disguise “The Chameleon” has escaped from Wholesome Prison, prompting authorities to issue an urgent warning to citizens everywhere:
According to early reports, the Chameleon vanished from his cell under mysterious circumstances, leaving behind only rumours, panic, and a very confused prison guard who swears he was just talking to Scooby-Doo five minutes earlier.
Hide your gold medals.
Secure your hotdogs.
And absolutely do NOT let your Worcestershire sauce bottle run dry!
And yes, you read the headline correctly. Officials confirm the fugitive’s most reliable weakness isn’t fingerprints, DNA, or good police work — it’s his deep, irrational dislike of Worcestershire sauce.
And if citizens are looking for a practical defence strategy, authorities advise keeping a bottle visible at all times. Witnesses claim that at the mere mention of Worcestershire sauce, the Chameleon’s confidence falters, his disguises slip, and he retreats with dramatic flair.