In a shocking development that has rocked the community, notorious master of disguise “The Chameleon” has escaped from Wholesome Prison, prompting authorities to issue an urgent warning to citizens everywhere:

👉 Hide your gold medals.
👉 Secure your hotdogs.
👉 And absolutely do NOT let your Worcestershire sauce bottle run dry!

According to early reports, the Chameleon vanished from his cell under mysterious circumstances, leaving behind only rumours, panic, and a very confused prison guard who swears he was just talking to Scooby-Doo five minutes earlier.

And yes, you read the headline correctly. Officials confirm the fugitive’s most reliable weakness isn’t fingerprints, DNA, or good police work — it’s his deep, irrational dislike of Worcestershire sauce.